Random Jeep Quotes!

Here are some Random Jeep quotes, for your enjoyment!

Jeep is America's only real sports car" -Enzo Ferrari – BTW, the same year Carroll Shelby entered Le Mans. Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. -Enzo Ferrari "When I Die, Bury me in my JEEP. 'Cause it's never been in a hole it couldn't get out of!" "If its not leaking, it must be empty!" "Your ricers not so fast with a Jeep on it" Corvette. Zero to sixty? 3.4 seconds, Jeep. Zero to sixty? Yes. Water covers 3/4 of the earth, Jeeps cover the rest. A faster winch means more time at the top heckling your friends. You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You use a hose to clean the inside and the outside You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You determine that the best route from Point A to Point B is through a rock pile or over a mountain You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You call a scratch or a dent, a beauty mark You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You roll it over and don't get upset You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You get custom pin-striping from trail brush You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ, XJ, and MJ to your spell-checker You Know You Have A Real Jeep If Your Nerf bars battle rocks and win You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You use an ice-scraper on the inside of the windshield You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You fix almost everything yourself You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You plan your wedding around the Club's trail ride schedule You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You save broken Jeep parts as "momentos" AND you know the exact story behind every one You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying along a set of steps You Know You Have A Real Jeep If Your garage holds more Jeeps than your house has bedrooms You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep You Know You Have A Real Jeep If You're constantly getting passed on the highway